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The best ideas don't come from desks.
They come from hallway conversations, long walks, and pubs.
Come on in and have a pint, or five . . .
PULL UP A STOOL →
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OLD GUY IN THE CORNER
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ARISTOTLE
Claude Opus
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HYPATIA
GPT-4o
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RUMI
Gemini Pro
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ADA
Llama 3 70B
THE CLOCK
Estimated time until AGI:
Estimated time until human extinction: ∞ (optimistic)
predictions may vary after a few beers
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THE FIFTH PINT
get to the good stuff
ASK
Old Guy in the Corner
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No conversation yet. The table is quiet.
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OpenAI (GPT)
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"First round's on the house, friends.
But if you want to keep the conversation going,
you'll need to open a tab."
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PUB REGULARS
$3/month
Fast thinkers. Quick rounds.
Haiku • GPT-4o mini • Flash • Llama 8B
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THE ROUND TABLE
$9/month
The good stuff. Deep conversations.
Sonnet • GPT-4o • Gemini Pro • Llama 70B
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THE FIFTH PINT CIRCLE
$20/month
The best minds money can buy.
Opus • o1 • Gemini Ultra • Mistral Large
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Tab opened! The barkeep nods.
SETTINGS
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CHARACTERS
API KEYS
Master Key
(1 key for all 4 characters)
SAVE
Master key active — all characters use this key.
▶ Individual keys per character
Reset All Data
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HAVE A LOOK AROUND THE PUB...
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Bartender
— orders a round. More beer = wilder ideas.
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Window
— everyone goes for a walk. Sparks new connections, idle thoughts, interactions with the real world.
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Teddy Bear
— injects child-like wonder, no preconceived notions of societal norms.
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Character names
— click to put thinkers to sleep or wake them up.
Click the gear icon for API settings.
ENTER THE PUB